We regret to inform you that the historical account of Slacker Industries's tireless crusade across the Eve universe is no more.

Fear not, devoted pilgrim, the archive has not been lost.
Backup copies, scattered far and wide, ensure its perpetual tribute to those who died at the hands of Rubyor's most revered pilots. For those devoted pilgrims who wish to browse the sacred texts, you must first seek the counsel of one of His children. These living legends, paladins of righteousness forged in campaign against stupidity, will know how to find the custodian. A good solider always keeps his trophies close to heart.

The Mjolnir Express, reuniting you with your creator since 2005.
Praise be unto Rubyor, forever and ever, amen.